Rules for Writing Real Good
- Don't use no double negatives.
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- Make each pronoun agree with their antecedents.
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- Join clauses good, like a conjunction should.
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- About them sentence fragments.
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- When dangling, watch your participles.
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- Verbs has got to agree with their subjects.
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- Don't write run-on sentences they are hard to read.
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- Don't use commas, which aren't necessary.
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- Try to not ever split infinitives.
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- Its important to use your apostrophe's correctly.
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- Proofread your writing to see if you any words out.
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- Correct speling is essential.
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- Eschew ostentatious erudition.
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- Avoid cliches like the plague.

